- When putting Lily to bed, I told her that she is my most precious, sweetest girl, and she responded ever-so-lovingly, "And you are the worst driver". Ah, mother-daughter moments.
- On a similar note, we went to see some land that my parents are considering buying in order to build a new house. Lily told my mom that she does not want her to move. When my mom inquired why, Lily responded, "Because my mommy gets lost when she drives, so we won't be able to find you". Three letters for you kiddo: GPS.
- Lily asked me the other day how I'm going to "squeeze the baby out". We try to be forthcoming with her when possible, so I told her that the baby comes through the vagina. When I told her this, Lily started laughing and laughing and said, "Your vagina is going to hurt worse than your tummy". Oh, you have no idea baby.
- The handy man at her school had to come in and fix some things in the classroom and put some of the furniture back in the wrong place. Lily walked in and put her hands on her hips and said that she couldn't believe that he had put things back in the wrong place "just like daddy; he's always causing trouble too".
- When Carl asked Lily if she liked her teachers at school, she said that she did. When I asked her why, she responded, "Because they're nice and stylish".
March 2024
3 days ago
4 comments:
I am laughing so hard over here! That is just too precious! I hope you're writing these in a book! She is one smart little cookies! Sassy, sweet, and highly intelligent! :)
Oh dear...this is the funniest edition yet! I can't get over the first two things about driving...well, actually I really can't choose a favorite!
How cute! I may have to agree with her driving comment since we almost died a few weeks ago driving to Ted Drewes! :) - Janie
I love it! And I didn't even think you were that bad of a driver. If she things you are bad what is she going to say about me!
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