Calling all Purple Pachyderms

Lily has decided that she is now a doctor...to be more specific an elephant doctor...to be even more specific a purple elephant doctor. Carl asked her how she would care for the elephants, and she told us how she has to wrap them up because their noses are runnin'. Her father responded, "Oh, that makes sense because I've heard they have a lot of junk in their trunks". And I knowingly and willingly entered into this relationship.